urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kay_ta_ta_x3 kay_ta_ta_x3 kay_ta_ta_x3 2006-06-25T18:00:17Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:kay_ta_ta_x3:420 2006-06-25T18:00:17Z 2006-06-25T18:00:17Z This is my first entry and i jsut put this up casue i wanted to put up something and that this was pretty awsome!<br /><br /><br />A poem for girls...<br />I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. <br />And I can justify any shopping spree.<br />Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.<br />I can get a massage without a hard-on. <br />I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas. <br />Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.<br />My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long.<br />At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong. <br />I don't drive in circles, at any cost.<br />And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost. <br />I never forget an important date. <br />You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.<br />I don't watch movies with lots of gore. <br />Don't need instant replay to remember the score. <br />I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. <br />And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch. <br />Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. <br />In your dreams, my dear, I can do better! <br />Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best.<br />Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest???? <br />I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings. <br />I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling. <br />DON'T call me a GIRL , a BABE or a CHICK . <br />I am a WOMAN. Get it?, you DICK!?!